He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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