btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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