oh god the rape fog is back!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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