Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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