so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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