Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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