have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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