walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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