I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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