We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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