wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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