Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think your dad took our porno
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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