This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
