used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Randomize
