I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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