Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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