I wanna passion pit in your ass
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You were trust falling into bushes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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