Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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