yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Small penises have feelings too.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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