how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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