Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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