I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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