i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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