just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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