I hope mine doesn't look like that
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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