I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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