Yo dont text me then not text me
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
you never un-have a 4some
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