I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You can't just leave with hair like that
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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