when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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