Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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