He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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