She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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