does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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