i would punch a child for taco bell
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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