The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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