singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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