U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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