i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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