He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Fuck appropriateness.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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