bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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