no, he came in my armpit
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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