If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So much rum. So many feels.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
