I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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