I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
