return my video game
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
A bitchslap is in order.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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