this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
50% drunk capacity currently
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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