so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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