Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
