i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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