Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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