Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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