I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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